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Alyssa Limperis

@alyssalimp

Comedian/Actress/Writer/Crazy; In Bed Podcast at UCB/Maude actress UCBT/ mom & character vids:

http://www.rogueislandcomedyfest.com/tickets

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play_circle_filled happy back to school here’s mom moving me out of nyc last year.

happy back to school here’s mom moving me out of nyc last year ...

Monday: nvm to both.

Monday: nvm to both ...

makeup by last nights makeup 
pic by boyf @lukemones 💗.

makeup by last nights makeup pic by boyf @lukemones 💗 ...

talked about therapy and memes (my two fave things) on @huffpost 💫.

talked about therapy and memes (my two fave things) on @huffpost 💫 ...

my hairs have been cut.

my hairs have been cut ...

Important performance trick they don’t teach you in school: play to the ceiling. 📸 @kellyrdwyerphotographer at @laughwithusshow.

Important performance trick they don’t teach you in school: play to the ceiling. 📸 @kellyrdwyerphotographer at @laughwithusshow ...

I moved to LA one year ago today. I am so grateful for this place and the people (and puppy) who have come into my life this last year and made it feel so full. I remember landing and immediately feeling happy and that feeling hasn’t changed (my body was deeply in need of vitamin D a visible sky and no lines at Trader Joe’s). Excited for year two and for it to fake snow at the grove in 4 days. thanks for being a friend!! Picture and dog by @maywilkerson who I am lucky to truly call my sister and couldn’t have made it through the year without her. 💕.

I moved to LA one year ago today. I am so grateful for this place and the people (and puppy) who have come into my life this last year and made it feel so full. I remember landing and immediately feeling happy and that feeling hasn’t changed (my body was deeply in need of vitamin D a visible sky and no lines at Trader Joe’s). Excited for year two and for it to fake snow at the grove in 4 days. thanks for being a friend!! Picture and dog by @maywilkerson who I am lucky to truly call my sister and couldn’t have made it through the year without her. 💕 ...

RHODY! I am coming home to headline the rogue island comedy festival! ticket link in bio I am going to eat pizza strips until I get sick.

RHODY! I am coming home to headline the rogue island comedy festival! ticket link in bio I am going to eat pizza strips until I get sick ...

Philly! I’m so excited to be doing an hour in your city next month! imagine what this picture would’ve looked like if I had brushed my hair.

Philly! I’m so excited to be doing an hour in your city next month! imagine what this picture would’ve looked like if I had brushed my hair ...

Atsuko & I have been on every show together the past month we know each other’s sets by heart it’s a beautiful thing✌🏾.

Atsuko & I have been on every show together the past month we know each other’s sets by heart it’s a beautiful thing✌🏾 ...

play_circle_filled me if I ever did a roast battle.

me if I ever did a roast battle ...

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