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Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets

@goldfishandchickennuggets

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 🇨🇦Mom of 2 🖊 Writer 🏡 Realtor 📷 Content Creator 📖 Contributor at Scary Mommy, Daddy’s Digest, Sammiches & Psych Meds

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You know when you haven’t used something in a while, and maybe you’ve moved house or something and figure that the thing you need is in some magic place instead of the most obvious place?? No?  Just us?  I’d like to say this is Parent Brain defined 😬.
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You know when you haven’t used something in a while, and maybe you’ve moved house or something and figure that the thing you need is in some magic place instead of the most obvious place?? No? Just us? I’d like to say this is Parent Brain defined 😬. • @goldfishandchickennuggets • • • • #goldfishandchickennuggets #mombrain #forget #mom #momlife #motherhood #parenting #dadbrain #motherhoodthroughinstagram #sahm #workingmom #lol #toddler #toddlerproblems #kid #kids #dadproblems #scarymommy #meme #memes #mommemes #lol #motherhoodunplugged #truth #thestruggleisreal #writersofinstagram #momblogger #dad #dads #humor ...

Raise your hand if you’ve had a detailed conversation about your kid’s constipation or poop before knowing another mom’s name 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️. @mommyneedsamarg is always so brilliantly spot on.  Go say hello to her!
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Raise your hand if you’ve had a detailed conversation about your kid’s constipation or poop before knowing another mom’s name 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️. @mommyneedsamarg is always so brilliantly spot on. Go say hello to her! • • • • #details #poo #poop #mom #momlife #motherhood #parenting #labor #motherhoodthroughinstagram #sahm #workingmom #careermom #toddler #toddlerproblems #kid #kids #pregnancy #playdate #meme #memes #newmom #lol #motherhoodunplugged #truth #thestruggleisreal #writersofinstagram #momblogger #mommyblogger #newmoms #humor ...

Thanks, kid.  Thanks.  Nobody is more brutally honest than a 4-year-old.  @mom.wine.repeat and I live parallel lives - our kids are the same age, and one of my kids even had the same birthday as one of her kids.  Go say hello to her!
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Thanks, kid. Thanks. Nobody is more brutally honest than a 4-year-old. @mom.wine.repeat and I live parallel lives - our kids are the same age, and one of my kids even had the same birthday as one of her kids. Go say hello to her! • • • • #honesty #ipad #apple #mom #momlife #motherhood #parenting #screentime #motherhoodthroughinstagram #sahm #workingmom #parentlife #toddler #toddlerproblems #kid #kids #love #scarymommy #meme #memes #newmom #lol #motherhoodunplugged #truth #thestruggleisreal #writersofinstagram #momblogger #mommyblogger #jokes #humor ...

This is precisely why I don’t relax.  It’s too hard to get back up.  I’m not sure how much relaxing @momtransparenting does either - she is one badass lady who is DIY’ing some awesome home renovations.  Go say hello to @momtransparenting
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This is precisely why I don’t relax. It’s too hard to get back up. I’m not sure how much relaxing @momtransparenting does either - she is one badass lady who is DIY’ing some awesome home renovations. Go say hello to @momtransparenting • • • • #relax #metime #selfcare #mom #momlife #motherhood #parenting #fun #motherhoodthroughinstagram #sahm #workingmom #bubblebath #toddler #toddlerproblems #kid #kids #homer #mommygroup #meme #memes #newmom #lol #motherhoodunplugged #truth #thestruggleisreal #writersofinstagram #momblogger #mommyblogger #newmoms #humor ...

We have recently graduated to booster seats in our house, and I cannot even begin to explain how much easier our life is!! Follow my girl @mobtruths for more parenting truths.
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We have recently graduated to booster seats in our house, and I cannot even begin to explain how much easier our life is!! Follow my girl @mobtruths for more parenting truths. • • • • #car #carseat #buckleup #mom #momlife #motherhood #parenting #safety #motherhoodthroughinstagram #sahm #workingmom #parentlife #toddler #toddlerproblems #kid #kids #nomnomnom #scarymommy #meme #memes #newmom #lol #motherhoodunplugged #truth #thestruggleisreal #writersofinstagram #momblogger #mommyblogger #jokes #humor ...

@mimosaswithmoms was reading my mind with this.  I was just thinking of how independent my kids are starting to become, which is awesome.  But, in so many ways I want them to stay little.  Be sure to follow @mimosaswithmoms because she always has the right words ❤️.
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@mimosaswithmoms was reading my mind with this. I was just thinking of how independent my kids are starting to become, which is awesome. But, in so many ways I want them to stay little. Be sure to follow @mimosaswithmoms because she always has the right words ❤️. • • • • #raisingkids #torn #growingup #mom #momlife #motherhood #parenting #village #motherhoodthroughig #mother #momlife #love #toddler #parentlife #kid #workingmom #pure #scarymommy #meme #memes #mommemes #positive #motherhoodunplugged #truth #sahm #writersofinstagram #momblogger #mommyblogger #dad #mothers ...

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