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To those of you who are wondering I squeaked out a victory over Chris Evans last week in the AGBO Fantasy Football Superhero League. One step closer to winning big for my charity the @braintreatmentfoundation Give them a follow and check out what they do! I should mention Chris Evans charity @christophershaven is a truly wonderful place as well. I was lucky enough to spend some time there a few years back. They are really doing incredible work over there- helping a lot of wonderful kids. I will be making a donation to them as well. I urge you to check them out and do the same if you please. 🙏♥️.

To those of you who are wondering I squeaked out a victory over Chris Evans last week in the AGBO Fantasy Football Superhero League. One step closer to winning big for my charity the @braintreatmentfoundation Give them a follow and check out what they do! I should mention Chris Evans charity @christophershaven is a truly wonderful place as well. I was lucky enough to spend some time there a few years back. They are really doing incredible work over there- helping a lot of wonderful kids. I will be making a donation to them as well. I urge you to check them out and do the same if you please. 🙏♥️ ...

Dropping a hot new poem I found. 
DING-DONGS
Ding to the left. 
Dong to the right. 
The reverberations swell.

Ding dong!Ding dong!
They clang the outrage bell.

Ding dongs on the far right fringes
Squeaking mad like rusty hinges.
Ding dongs from the far left squad
Fixed on answers outside God.

The media plays them like a fiddle
Drowning out the healthy middle.
Pick your tribe. State your name
DISREGARD: WE’RE ALL THE SAME!
(Burdened by a sinful heart and hiding in some form of shame.) Change the channel! Don’t be late!
Pundits tell you who to hate!
Who’s a racist? Who’s a fake?
24 hours of news to break!

Skewering truths, spewing sewage, 
leading mobs of frenzied voices, 
With two choices, red or blue, 
And key points to regurgitate. 
Echo chamber ringing, 
rips the fabric of society. (Followed by an ad for a pill you pop to stop anxiety.)
Get your blood a pumpin’ with some whisper fueled assumption, 
About someone who wore somethin’ or some singled out opinion 
among tweeters by the billions “But this one was so outrageous
And egregious and alarming!”
And you’re angry for the anger in your heart that had been forming 
Is on the verge of boiling over 
And you try but are unable
Like
Chernobyl in your heart the chain reaction is unstable 
And the blood pressure is higher than the moment just before...
And the next commercial thankfully
Is a high blood pressure cure.

There’s a rhythm to this madness
If you take a sec to look
One option is unplug
Put down your phone
 pick up a book  But the other option probably is more helpful and realistic
Find the humor, check the facts, and try to remain optimistic.

Ask yourself the question: who profits from my rage? 
And prevent them from lining up their pockets with that booty.

We’re His children despite race, creed, preference or age.

Under God we’re indivisible. 
To stay United is our duty..

Dropping a hot new poem I found. DING-DONGS Ding to the left. Dong to the right. The reverberations swell. Ding dong!Ding dong! They clang the outrage bell. Ding dongs on the far right fringes Squeaking mad like rusty hinges. Ding dongs from the far left squad Fixed on answers outside God. The media plays them like a fiddle Drowning out the healthy middle. Pick your tribe. State your name DISREGARD: WE’RE ALL THE SAME! (Burdened by a sinful heart and hiding in some form of shame.) Change the channel! Don’t be late! Pundits tell you who to hate! Who’s a racist? Who’s a fake? 24 hours of news to break! Skewering truths, spewing sewage, leading mobs of frenzied voices, With two choices, red or blue, And key points to regurgitate. Echo chamber ringing, rips the fabric of society. (Followed by an ad for a pill you pop to stop anxiety.) Get your blood a pumpin’ with some whisper fueled assumption, About someone who wore somethin’ or some singled out opinion among tweeters by the billions “But this one was so outrageous And egregious and alarming!” And you’re angry for the anger in your heart that had been forming Is on the verge of boiling over And you try but are unable Like Chernobyl in your heart the chain reaction is unstable And the blood pressure is higher than the moment just before... And the next commercial thankfully Is a high blood pressure cure. There’s a rhythm to this madness If you take a sec to look One option is unplug Put down your phone pick up a book But the other option probably is more helpful and realistic Find the humor, check the facts, and try to remain optimistic. Ask yourself the question: who profits from my rage? And prevent them from lining up their pockets with that booty. We’re His children despite race, creed, preference or age. Under God we’re indivisible. To stay United is our duty. ...

Like the sneaky lil paparazzi I am... I caught our Kune-Kune pigs, Tim and Faith, out on a lunch date and couldn’t help but get up in their grits. They’re just like us! Faith wore a chic black and white pork leather body chap with matching heel and Tim looked GLAM-AF rocking a custom brindle one piece hair suit with cloven hoof boot. The couple stayed under the radar at a #farmlife hotspot slurping chocolate milk and hazelnut oat surprise.  #Couplegoals Witnesses heard Faith whispering the lyrics to “I need you” over desert as things got hot and heavy. #flirty “I wanna get lost in some corner booth.
Cantina in Mexico.
I wanna dance to the static of an AM radio.
I wanna wrap the moon around us.
Lay beside you skin on skin. Make love til the sun comes up. Til the sun goes down again.” OMG #Slay As a fan of the power couple, I cried for an hour straight curled up in a ball and LITERALLY died. And then my farmers Angie and Phil found me and asked “what the hell’s the matter with you?” #IDONTKNOW 
#farmlife
#stillwater
#STILLWATERRANCH.

Like the sneaky lil paparazzi I am... I caught our Kune-Kune pigs, Tim and Faith, out on a lunch date and couldn’t help but get up in their grits. They’re just like us! Faith wore a chic black and white pork leather body chap with matching heel and Tim looked GLAM-AF rocking a custom brindle one piece hair suit with cloven hoof boot. The couple stayed under the radar at a #farmlife hotspot slurping chocolate milk and hazelnut oat surprise. #Couplegoals Witnesses heard Faith whispering the lyrics to “I need you” over desert as things got hot and heavy. #flirty “I wanna get lost in some corner booth. Cantina in Mexico. I wanna dance to the static of an AM radio. I wanna wrap the moon around us. Lay beside you skin on skin. Make love til the sun comes up. Til the sun goes down again.” OMG #Slay As a fan of the power couple, I cried for an hour straight curled up in a ball and LITERALLY died. And then my farmers Angie and Phil found me and asked “what the hell’s the matter with you?” #IDONTKNOW #farmlife #stillwater #STILLWATERRANCH ...

Excited to watch @uriahhall dominate tonight! watch him Espn+ right now!! Let’s go buddy!!!!.

Excited to watch @uriahhall dominate tonight! watch him Espn+ right now!! Let’s go buddy!!!! ...

play_circle_filled I’m playing against Chris Evans this week in the AGBO Fantasy Football Superhero League. The winner of this season will be getting a big fat AGBO check for the charity of their choice. I’m playing for the brain treatment foundation. They are extraordinary organization helping our warriors, our brave men and women in uniform suffering from traumatic brain injury, get the rehab they need to get back in their feet. Love them! Check out the braintreatmentfoundation.com to learn more about their extraordinary cause- and to donate if you please. And tune in as I put a healthy stompin’ on America’s Ass..

I’m playing against Chris Evans this week in the AGBO Fantasy Football Superhero League. The winner of this season will be getting a big fat AGBO check for the charity of their choice. I’m playing for the brain treatment foundation. They are extraordinary organization helping our warriors, our brave men and women in uniform suffering from traumatic brain injury, get the rehab they need to get back in their feet. Love them! Check out the braintreatmentfoundation.com to learn more about their extraordinary cause- and to donate if you please. And tune in as I put a healthy stompin’ on America’s Ass. ...

She moaned, eyes rolled back, caught in the vulnerable throws of ecstasy,  longings met, tastebuds burning the finite moment in which she wanted not. If only we could love life the way this pig loves apples. #farmlife #stillwater #StillwaterRanch.

She moaned, eyes rolled back, caught in the vulnerable throws of ecstasy, longings met, tastebuds burning the finite moment in which she wanted not. If only we could love life the way this pig loves apples. #farmlife #stillwater #StillwaterRanch ...

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play_circle_filled I want to thank Tyra Banks for teaching me how to model. I will not be a no neck monster or limp noodle. As you can see I am not playing it safe. I create intensity without slouching. Even my hands are modeling their asses off. I’m f——ing working it girl..

I want to thank Tyra Banks for teaching me how to model. I will not be a no neck monster or limp noodle. As you can see I am not playing it safe. I create intensity without slouching. Even my hands are modeling their asses off. I’m f——ing working it girl. ...

Delicious.

Delicious ...

Delicious.

Delicious ...

Can’t wait to watch my brother from another mother @adelkyokushin compete again on one of the biggest stages in the world. #bellator229 #marines #iraq #GodIsGood #bellator #fighter.

Can’t wait to watch my brother from another mother @adelkyokushin compete again on one of the biggest stages in the world. #bellator229 #marines #iraq #GodIsGood #bellator #fighter ...

Thank you Abraham, Daniel, Israel, Jack, Lou, Geziah, Elias and Megan! My favorite part of this gig will forever be the time I get to spend with wonderful kids like you. Thank you @makeawishamerica You fill my heart and restore my soul..

Thank you Abraham, Daniel, Israel, Jack, Lou, Geziah, Elias and Megan! My favorite part of this gig will forever be the time I get to spend with wonderful kids like you. Thank you @makeawishamerica You fill my heart and restore my soul. ...

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